Kulture Kast

Kulture Kast -- This Is Not The Show You're Looking For

susanz@kulturekast.com — Fri, 16 May 2008 05:43:00 GMT

We seriously hope you weren't expecting a polished show this time, kids. We're talking about a most unsatisfying lunch break, the joys of calls from the maternal units, the continual tech-tardedness that plagues the kast, Robert Downey Jr., our plea for listeners to remind Susan Z of your listener numbers, listener feedback, and how everyone on the Kulture Kast is a winner.

See you kids at Balticon!

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Kulture Kast 48 -- Call A Cab

susanz@kulturekast.com — Fri, 9 May 2008 22:15:00 GMT

We're not even pretending we have a topic tonight, kids. We are seriously all over the map -- talking about alcoholic slushies, open container laws, nipple barrels, the going rate for Biscuit-touching (cash only), Little Richard, Caprica casting spoilers, sonic screwdrivers, chicken cutlets, and the dangers of irony. Listener poll: Do only old people use the word "spry"? Tell us in the comments! Promo: Biscuit Slash Madlibs Jam at Balticon! Give us interesting slushy flavors. 1-266-888-2229

Kulture Kast 47 -- Random Number Generator

susanz@kulturekast.com — Sun, 4 May 2008 01:19:00 GMT

This oneâs pretty random and more than a little raunchy, kids. Weâre talking about coffee and cream, the new album from Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds (the title track, Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!! is available from The Podsafe Music Network), Biscuit's recent appearance on Mr. Adventure at RavenCon, some cheery pandemic scenarios from Dr. Cmar, the terrifying truth about clowns, Biscuit Slash Limericks (penned by Joe K of Feral Chicken and read by Podcasting's Rich Sigfrit), the amazing white chocolate spark plugs that Viv of Into The Blender made for Biscuit, and the upcoming Biscuit Slash Madlibs Jam at Balticon. Promo: Nocturnal Tell us an off-color joke. 1-266-888-2229 Not subscribed? Listen here.

Kulture Kast 46 -- All Growed Up

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:52:00 GMT

It's just Biscuit and Susan Z this week -- let's see if we can remember how to do this without a guest, shall we? First of all, we explain how and why Susan Z is a digital pimp in training. The other big thing we talk about before the break is the new Star Trek movie. Listener feedback includes an awesome Biscuit/Podcasting's Rich Sigfrit piece from Jack Jaffee.

Promo: Christiana's Shallow Thoughts

You know you want to. 1-266-888-2229

Kulture Kast 45B -- The Other Side

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:07:00 GMT

All right kids, here's the listener feedback section of episode 45. Earl Newton stuck around for the voicemails this week. We got groovy feedback from Choochus, Jack Jaffee, and Podcasting's Rich Sigfrit. You talking to me? 206-888-2229

Kulture Kast 45A -- The A Side

susanz@kulturekast.com — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:19:00 GMT

Hide the silverware and lock up your daughters, folks, we've got renegade independent director Earl Newton on the show this time. This is Part A, where we chat with Earl about "Latchkeepers", the upcoming kickass episode of Stranger Things that was penned by Matt Wallace. Since we run a classy operation around here, we also talk about putting your hands down your pants, The Singularity, what makes Earl a tease, the Biscuit Slash Madlibs Jam, penis-shaped gear shifts, the mile-high club, and getting to the bottom of the Earl Newton/Rich Sigfrit conflict. In Part B, releasing tomorrow, we'll get to some listener feedback and so on. Promo: Stranger Things, of course Don't be a tease. Put out for us aurally. Call 206-888-2229

Kulture Kast 44 -- Hey La, Hey La, My Girlfriend's Back

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:10:00 GMT

We're talking about fricking laser beams and the awesomnimity that was the season 4 opener of BSG (major spoiler alert, kids). We also have listener feedback from Andrea and Jack Jaffee of 12 Volt Theater (who has a bone to pick with Podcasting's Rich Sigfrit), as well as a mention of the KK Outtakes that are up at Requiem Of The Outcast. And Susan Z has a political discussion with the maternal unit. Promo: Metamor City Feeling lonely tonight? Call now! 206-888-2229

Kulture Kast 43 -- 43 Things That Are All Wrong

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Mon, 7 Apr 2008 05:34:00 GMT

Fasten your seatbelts, kids, we've got Podcasting's Rich Sigfrit on the show this time. We're trying to get to the bottom of the Earl Newton/Rich Sigfrit feud that has developed from Rich's leaking of some behind-the-scenes footage of the latest Stranger Things (featuring a script from Matt Wallace). We're also talking about all kinds of random stuff and we deal with a backlog of listener feedback including an outstanding new Biscuit Slash piece from Jack Jaffee. There's even a preview of a Biscuit/Rich duet. Going to Balticon? Make sure you're free for the Biscuit Slash Madlibs event! Pencil in Saturday at 10 pm, kids. promo: 12 Volt Theater Voicemail may not equal love, but it can equal friends with benefits. 206-888-2229 Not subscribed? Listen here.

ETA: There was a problem with some feedback/static in the second half of the show. I've edited it as best I can, but it still pops up in intervals. Sorry about the noise -- I hope you'll find it's worth it.

Kulture Kast 42 -- Not The Answer To Anything

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:01:00 GMT

Before we even get down to business this week, Susan Z relearns an important lesson about not f*cking with your production machine. This one might be a bit rough around the edges, kids, but then, what else is new? We're talking about Jericho, the eagerly-anticipated Season 4 premiere of BSG and Reaganomics (srsly). We have a ton of listener feedback and the premiere of the very first Kulture Kast official ringtone! The ringtone will be up on the site in a day or two. Promo: SOBCon Voicemail has a two-drink minimum. 206-888-2229

Infected

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:17:00 GMT

Kulture Kast 41 -- Con Season Is Open

susanz@kulturekast.com — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:47:00 GMT

This one's going long kids. The first half of the show is all about Stellarcon. We're talking about Michael Stackpole, Podcasting's Rich Sigfrit, Christiana Ellis, Joe Komenda, Geek Radio Daily, and the reason Biscuit and I need personal assistants (hint: it involves our no-show for the live performance of Mr. Adventure). And you haven't lived until you've witnessed Chrisopher Walken and Sean Connery singing "Wind Beneath My Wings" at Klingon Karaoke. 'Nuff said. After the break, we respond to the massive outpouring of feedback we received in the last week. Command Line takes us to task for Henry Rollins, Andrea takes us to task for neglecting to mention the awesomnimity that is Robert Hawkins on Jericho, Choochus makes his case for a listener number, and brand-new listener Jack Jaffee has a few things to get off his chest. Promos: Steampunk Spectacular AND J.C. Hutchins Ultra-Creatives Voicemail is almost as good as beer. Almost. (206) 888-2229 Not subscribed? Listen here.

Kulture Kast 40 -- Forty Is The New Thirty

susanz@kulturekast.com — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:27:00 GMT

It's episode 40 kids, and we're recovering from Matt Wallace's latest appearance on the show, so we're changing things up a bit. To kick off the show, we are spoiling the hell out of Jericho. It's a love-fest for Season 2 and we are discussing lots of details, so seriously, if you haven't watched the show already, skip ahead to the 34 minute mark. Oh, yeah, and there's some listener feedback. Holy shit, check out the Kulture Kast wiki! This show proves that drunk dialing is fun. Try it for yourself! 1-206-888-2229

Kulture Kast 39 -- Awesomnimity

susanz@kulturekast.com — Fri, 7 Mar 2008 01:48:00 GMT

Sorry this one's a little late -- there's a flu hanging around the Z compound that knocked Susan Z on her ass. Matt Wallace is bringing the harshness again, kids. We're talking about his upcoming anthology The Next Fix, how you can become a Variant Fiend, The Sarah Connor Chronicles, the first Biscuit Slash Madlibs from Nobilis, the potential Kulture Kast wiki, latent racism, comedians stealing from other comedians, and various other atrocities. Promo: The Next Fix, of course The K7 problems seem to have been resolved. 1-206-888-2229

Kulture Kast 38 -- The One Without A Clever Title

susanz@kulturekast.com — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 14:09:00 GMT

We're talking about The Coreys, good headphones, Biscuit Slash Madlibs from Chris The Fixed Kitty, the British Parliamentary System, dancing monkeys, widdershins vs. deosil, Terry Pratchett, The Jackal, Rebel Without A Cause, problems with our K7 line, the return of Matt Wallace, Stellarcon (14-16 March in High Point, N.C.). No promos this week. You can try to leave a voicemail at 1-206-888-2229, but no promises we'll get it, kids.

Kulture Kast 37 -- Strawberry Scented Elegance

susanz@kulturekast.com — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:16:00 GMT

We're talking about a random collection of stuff this time kids, so the the show notes are just gonna hit the highlights for linkage purposes. First, if you donated to Matt Wallace's emergency computer fund, THANK YOU! Some other things discussed are cordarounds, the latest developments in Biscuit slash, Kingdom of Loathing, zefrank (the show and his current blogging), and the surprising upswing in quality in The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Somewhere in the middle of all that, we talk about the sheer genius that is crevette's deconstruction of Night Travels Of The Elven Vampire -- good news! The author has self-published a new, pornier rewrite called Eternity of Blood and crevette is doing a chapter by chapter review.

Kulture Kast 36 -- The Cursed Episode

susanz@kulturekast.com — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 04:05:00 GMT

Give me the podcast. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Garageband City to take back the podcast that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... You have no power over me. You wouldn't believe the trials we endured to bring you the podcast this time, kids. It all started with a simple little Mac OS X update. It eventually involved two separate recording sessions, a clone/clean install of Angus MacBook, recording in ten-minute sprints in order to use a trial version of Audio Hijack Pro, and an upgrade to Garageband '08. Well. So, it's a little late, and it's a little rough, but you'll understand why we persevered when you hear the awesome content provided by Listener #11 and Nobilis. Enjoy!

Kulture Kast 35 -- Biscuit As A Boy Band

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Thu, 7 Feb 2008 13:34:00 GMT

Thanks again to Matt Wallace, who made last week's show the best damn show so far. This one's going to be considerably more low-key. Susan Z has some shopping etiquette tips, we both coin new words ("surpristicism" and "hubric"), the phrase "Boo-Yaa" is uttered, 20 pop-cultural obsessions even geekier than Monty Python, our responses to listener email (a bit of clarification on listener numbers -- do you have yours yet?) and a couple of voicemails. We love love love feedback, kids. Thanks bunches! Don't forget to submit your Matt Wallace/Biscuit slash, and we will archive it on Biscuitonia! Breaking news: Matt Wallace's iBook has died on him, and he is in desperate need of some funds to get a new computer so that he can keep turning out the awesome work. If you have a few bucks that you can spare, please go here and donate to the cause, as a favor to both of us here at the Kulture Kast. promo: Nocturnal by Scott Sigler. Drunk dialing can be fun! 1-206-888-2229

Kulture Kast 34 -- XXX

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 08:10:00 GMT

Apologies for the audio quality on this one, kids -- I had no idea how bad the echo was on our end until the interview was over. If you can bear with it, I promise it will be worthwhile. Why? Because we're talking to author, podcaster, and all-around badass Matt Wallace this week.
This one is absolutely not safe for work, kids, or the easily offended. Serious. In addition to pimping The Next Fix (forthcoming from Apex Publications), we manage to cover the sanctity of Matt's nipples, grammar fetishists, Threesome, teat-sucking, the etiquette of weekend bail-posting, Caged Heat, our feline overlords, cougars and cubs, Jeremy Sisto bringing the harshness, the Shadiggitron9000 Institute of Awesomeological Research, the ultimate suckiness of Ultimate Fighting, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Variant Frequencies, and J.R. Blackwell's vintage-style pin-up pics of our number one fan Andrea.
Promo: The Metamor City Podcast

Kulture Kast 33 -- Oddly Enough, The Atomic Number of Arsenic

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 06:12:00 GMT

We're talking about some heartwarming childhood memories, Age of Conan: Hyborian Adventures (aka Biscuit's new job), Kingdom of Loathing, Biscuit's radio-edit cussing and Susan Z's potty-mouth, The Podcaster Smockdown, the upcoming Steampunk Spectacular, Psych, unreliable narrators as explored in The Usual Suspects and The Sixth Sense (if you have been living under a rock and haven't seen either of these, um, spoiler alert). No promos this week, but special thanks to Chris The Fixed Kitty for our shiny new vamp tracks! Be sure to check out all new episodes of The Adult Space Child Free Podcast. Voicemail lines need love, too. 1-206-888-2229

Kulture Kast 32 -- The One Where It All Starts Making Sense

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:00:00 GMT

This one's pretty random, kids. Biscuit just got back from a vacation, and Susan Z is clearly in need of one. A few things mentioned in the show include RealDolls, the lie of Zicam, Susan Z's childhood beverage experiences with coffee and beer, why helping with homework sometimes equals free booze, the strange allure of Stilton, Matthew Wayne Selznick, and we play some voicemail from our #1 fan Andrea. Once again, we forget to include the phone number in the actual podcast, but hey, it's always in the show notes. Put it in your speed dial, kids! Actual important announcement: Mike Nelson has been doing some cool stuff with RiffTrax, but you need more riffing goodness, right? The original cast of MST3K is back together for a new project called Cinematic Titanic. You can get the dvd through EZTakes. Promo: Morevi Remastered Feedback or surrealist knock-knock jokes should be left at 1-206-888-2229

Kulture Kast 31 -- All Of This Has Happened Before

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:53:00 GMT

After some general angst about bad birthdays, worse ex-boyfriends, and the joys of travel-related illness, we begin by exploring Biscuit's budding career as a sitcom recapper and Susan Z's limited career as a wino at the marketer's place once they find out about the podcast. We're finally talking about BSG: Razor and it shouldn't be surprising that we disagree about many of the particulars, but we agree that Season 4 can't possibly come soon enough. Check out the fan-wank about the BSG: The Last Supper pic for EW (original pic here, fan wank here, here, and here). We try to critique Journeyman, but it devolves into an unashamed lovefest for a show that might just be too good for network tv. Also, Nobilis is officially listener #18, and we manage to plug the voicemail number in the body of the actual show (just for you, Matthew Wayne Selznick). Promos: Into The Blender and Playing For Keeps Leave us feedback or porn reviews at 206-888-2229

Kulture Kast 30 -- Christmas Recovery and Listener Feedback

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 05:24:00 GMT

Get comfy kids, because this one is running long. We're off to a rocky start as we compare notes about our family Christmas visits. But then we welcome new listener Brian and get down to business. We're talking about the joys of retail, cabana boys, Journeyman, BSG Razor, pr0n, how very NOT weird Susan Z is, odd presents, and summer sausage. Plus, we have voicemail and blog comments. Also, we're thinking about giving you guys your very own fan numbers (yes, we are totally stealing this idea from J.C. Hutchins), so speak up and be counted! Last but not least, Susan Z would like to clarify that she loves her sister very much and in fact, relies on her sister's extensive knowledge of the proper way to do just about everything. Promo: Space Casey Leave us feedback or dirty limericks on our shiny voicemail. 1-206-888-2229 (Seriously, we love dirty limericks)

Kulture Kast 29 -- Eight In The Ticker

Thu, 20 Dec 2007 19:57:00 GMT

We begin the show on a high note, what with having to start over on the recording twice. This week, we're talking about Susan Z's stint doing the intro for 7th Son (trivial knowledge and Google-Fu FTW), plans for a Podcaster Smackdown, Nathan Fillion and Vaseline and/or Crisco, Balticon, retail during the holidays, the Z axiom of douchebaggery, the Cohen Brothers movies, No Country For Old Men, the sacred ground that was the X-Files, why does your hair have to be that color? and some other deep-seated questions...

Promo: Nocturnal by Scott Sigler

Kulture Kast 28 -- Saving Throw vs. Serious

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 08:11:00 GMT

We've got big news about Christiana Ellis -- she signed a book contract for Nina Kimberly The Merciless and you heard it here first, folks! Biscuit adds to the English vocabulary in much the same way that Shakespeare did. We talk about some of the latest developments in the WGA strike and online resources like United Hollywood and Fans4Writers. We totally gank The Geek Fu Morning Show's famous vamping (thank you, Mur and Jason!) more than once in the show. Shamelessly. Another serious note? Henry Kravis as the focus of The War On Greed.

Ready for some silliness? So were we. While the podcast Will Write For Wine has grown-up stuff like writing improv exercises, the best part is listening to Lani Diane Rich and Samantha Graves read wine labels and make stellar recommendations like The Pursuit of Excellence: Ferrets. Amazon.co.uk has delightful and absurd reviews for Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz, and Bic Crystal ballpoint pen, medium point, black, EACH -- take the time to explore these, kids, and you won't be disappointed. Paul S. Fischer of The ADD Cast twittered a holiday video called IN UR MANGER KILLING UR SAVIOR.

Lastly, another reminder of the Discovery documentary series The Rise of the Videogame, which unfortunately leads to both of us bitching about how young geeks today have no understanding of their geek roots.

Promo: Space Casey Got dirty jokes or ferret weights for us? Call our shiny voicemail at 1-206-888-2229

Kulture Kast 27 -- Heroes and Journeyman

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Thu, 6 Dec 2007 06:10:00 GMT

Hang on kids, we're gonna get spoilerific on your asses. If you haven't watched the latest episodes of Heroes and Journeyman, you might as well stop right now. When it comes to Heroes, Susan Z and Biscuit disagree on just about every point, yet manage to find some common ground. With Journeyman, it's pretty much a lovefest. If you haven't been watching this show, you have something to look forward to if the WGA strike continues into the new year. There's a brief mention of the smart and sexy fun that is Burn Notice (alas, it will be quite some time before there is new Burn Notice content). Also, we drop some hints about upcoming episodes. Agree? Disagree? Hit us with some feedback here, at kulture.kast@gmail.com, or on our lovely voicemail at 1-206-888-2229 Promo: Playing for Keeps

Kulture Kast 26 -- Showing The Love

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 15:02:00 GMT

We're talking about Space Casey from Christiana Ellis, Grant Baciocco of Throwing Toasters, Susan Z's college Shakespeare paper on A Midsummer Night's Dream (aka issue #19 of The Sandman), paintings of big-eyed kids, Tin Man on Sci Fi, The Rise of the Video Game on Discovery Channel, Laurell K. Hamilton's obssession with boring sex, standard porn formulas, Clive Barker, the horror of fame, Paparazzi, and pie. Promo: Space Casey Leave us feedback and/or dirty jokes on our shiny voicemail! 206-888-2229

Kulture Kast 25 -- Holidays Are Hell

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 06:46:00 GMT

First of all, we were both wrong about which episode this is -- it's episode 25. The podcast can rent a car! And possibly run for Congress (if only we can destroy all the photo evidence from Dragon*Con). We're talking about Thanksgiving insanity at Marketer Joseph's, Susan Z's experiments with radical honesty and super-sobriety, Nine Inch Noels, inappropriate gifts, the annoyance levels of MySpace and FaceBook, Susan Z's love of all things meta, Biscuit's inappropriate album gifts from his step-mother, and why Biscuit is so goddamn flinchy. Happy Turkey Day, kids!

Kulture Kast 24 -- WGA On Strike

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Thu, 8 Nov 2007 05:59:00 GMT

The WGA strike has a big impact on the quality of this week's show, as we talk about the early show shutdowns like The Office and 30 Rock, Battlestar Galactica being pushed back to april, Jon Stewart offering to personally pay his writing staff's salary for two weeks (or did he?), the three categories of crushes for girls, and fictional crushes in general. We're also catching up on podcast novels like 7th Son, Nocturnal, and Playing for Keeps. Plus, as an added bonus, Susan Z over-shares about her relationship with her mother, while forgetting AGAIN to address Choochus's question about The Bus Stop (aka The California Hustle). Hoorays!

Promos: the second of J.C. Hutchins and Mur Lafferty's 7th Heaven promos, and the Playing for Keeps theme from Beatnik Turtle.

Leave us feedback, questions or dirty jokes on our shiny voicemail. 206-888-2229

Kulture Kast 23 -- Command Line + Our Number 1 Fan = Good Times

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Thu, 1 Nov 2007 21:19:00 GMT

Command Line and our number one fan Andrea are in the house. We're all over the map tonight, folks. New Media Douchebags, the Doppler Effect, the Jammie Thomas verdict, Zwack, the coolness of Matthew Wayne Selznick, the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse, and watch parts auctions on eBay.

Cross-promotional goodness from J.C. Hutchins and Mur Lafferty.

Leave us feeback on our shiny voicemail! 206-888-2229

Kulture Kast 22 -- The Recovery

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 04:19:00 GMT

The 21st episode was a blast, and we are well on the road to recovery. Okay, the smoky bar gave Susan Z a sore throat that just won't quit, but other than that we are getting on nicely, thank you very much. We're nattering on about wine, the horror of wine coolers, selling plasma for beer and cigarette money, specs appeal, d2o's and how to cheat with d10's, Susan Z's utter lack of shame when it comes to The Bus Stop, The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries, Nixon = bad, and last but not least, Heroes and The Big Bang Theory.

Not that we condone any of this. But if you are going to do it anyway, we want you to do it properly.

Feedback? Suggestions? Dirty jokes? Call our voicemail at 206-888-2229

Kulture Kast 21 -- Down At The Pub

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 22:21:00 GMT

We're getting our drink on at O'Malley's in order to celebrate our 21st episode. We've got voicemail from Andrea, Cmaaarrr, Chris the Fixed Kitty, and Command Line. It turns out that Death Cab For Cutie is a threat to national security, J.K. Rowling confirms that Dumbledore was gay and Will Shetterly is somewhat annoyed with the whole thing. The illustrious Ben Kay has an all-new bit of research concerning little-known profanities from Andrea Dworkin's Right Wing Women. We also have visits from Kath and Leslie, who came out to see the Kasters in their more natural habitat. And we owe big thanks to Cindy and the Zman, for their support, not to mention their volunteering for designated driver-dom. Thanks everybody!

Kulture Kast 20 -- Special Editions and Other Random Variables

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 06:58:00 GMT

On this episode, we're talking about the upcoming 21st episode of the Kulture Kast, the digitally remastered special edition of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan that was recently shown at The Carolina Theatre as part of the Escapism Film Festival, MST3K, The Radio Adventures of Doctor Floyd, Throwing Toasters, 7th Son, ScottSigler.Com, TD0013 rocks, and we're making vague threats against J.C. Hutchins and Scott Sigler. Nothing that could be proved in court. i swear.

Also, gay and lesbian rights might be considered normal in the future, and Biscuit and i will have a party on that day, at my house. You're all invited!

And if all of that isn't enough, here's the podcasting kitty in her Intarwebs debut! Maxie Cat provides maximum catitude, because that's how she rolls.

Kulture Kast 19 -- Listener Feedback and Profanity Poetry

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Thu, 4 Oct 2007 16:19:00 GMT

It's a listener feedback episode. We've got blog commentary and voicemails. Plus, we have an all-new profanity poetry piece from the illustrious Ben Kay, Profanator at Large.

Kulture Kast 18 -- New Geek TV

Thu, 27 Sep 2007 05:21:00 GMT

We're talking about some of the new tv shows in a surprisingly geek-friendly fall lineup. Chuck has a charming geek lead in Zachary Levi, and it doesn't hurt that Adam Baldwin is rounding out the cast. We talk at length about Journeyman, which is simply outstanding. Kevin McKidd (not Kevin Kidd as Biscuit calls him, or James Kidd as Susan Z calls him) is utterly compelling, Reed Diamond is top-notch as usual, and the iPhone rounds out the list of supporting characters. Bionic Woman is pretty fracking good, and Katee Sackhoff is clearly having tremendous fun. Reaper may seem like it has a cutesy premise, but it's surprisingly funny. Well, actually not that surprising, since the pilot was directed by Kevin Smith. And oh my wow, there's Pushing Daisies, which is absolutely delightful in every way. This show comes from executive producer Bryan Fuller, who was involved with Wonderfalls, Dead Like Me, and the first season of Heroes. If that doesn't impress you, there is pie. The lead character is a pie-maker who makes incredible pies at The Pie Hole in the "Pie-Lette". You have been warned. A brief mention of ~~Forever Knight~~ Moonlight, and last, but not least, we chat about The Big Bang Theory (actually an amusing show that really needs to get rid of the laugh track).

Promo: The Adult Space Child Free Podcast

Kulture Kast 17 -- The Young Adult Episode

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 05:49:00 GMT

Not only do we have listener feedback and voicemail (voicemail!?! squee!), but we also have an episode about the new generation of Young Adult SFF writers, such as J.K. Rowling, Lemony Snicket, Scott Westerfield, Holly Black, Francesca Lia Block,Justine Larbalestier, and suchlike. We're also mentioning Faerie Con, Encyclopedia Brown, and Judy Blume.

Leave us commentary or dirty jokes at 206-888-2229. Put it in your speed-dial. Seriously.

Promo: Geeklabel Tees (ding!)

Kulture Kast 16 -- Steampunk Ahoy!

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 05:09:00 GMT

It's a steampunkalicious episode. We're talking about steampunk comics (Girl Genius, Emma), steampunk elements in books (Larklight, The Diamond Age, classic authors including Jules Verne and H.G. Wells) steampunk film and tv (The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The Adventures of Briscoe County, Jr.), steampunk costuming and resources (Paleo-Future, Steamfashion, Anachrotech, Steam Dragon, Atome Fabrik).

The illustrious Ben Kay provides us with an interesting snippet from Paradise Lost.

It's not exactly steampunk, but Biscuit has a bevy of new toys, and they all need names, people.

Also, in case you were wondering, J.C. Hutchins is clearly trying to kill me with suspense. Evil genius, says i.

Promo: The Geologic Podcast

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Special Report #1 -- Dragon*Con 2007

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:12:00 GMT

We were only mostly dead.

In this stand-alone episode, we cover a few highlights of Dragon*Con. The good (the Dragon Moon Press booth, Dragon*Con TV, the live Geologic Podcast, live Aliens You Will Meet, Mur Lafferty's reading, Beatnik Turtle, costumes galore, and all the between spaces that make up community), the bad (Sigler and Hutch threw the baddest of the bad-ass parties, aka the Podcaster's Playa's Ball), and the ugly (the Hyatt -- 'nuff said). We also toss out a couple of rumors about the future of BSG, the future of Dragon*Con, and our future con commitments.

No promos.

not dead yet

Thu, 6 Sep 2007 03:40:00 GMT

What's up daddyo? Find out here.

Promo

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:18:00 GMT

It's our awesome new promo, courtesy of Podcasting's Rich Sigfrit. Feel free to distribute far and wide. Of course, if you use our promo, we'll return the favor.

Kulture Kast 15 -- Stardust

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:53:00 GMT

There are significant changes from novel to screenplay, and we talk about how that worked so well in Stardust and The Princess Bride, and not so well in The Crow. Also, a nod to Eureka, catching up on Burn Notice, and ranting about how a seemingly nice guy can be such an utter bastard (hint: his initials are J.C. Hutchins, and yes i know that the last bit isn't an initial, so sue me). The DragonCon countdown marches on.

What's for dinner? Raspberry vinaigrette salad with chÃvre, followed by grilled chicken with angel hair pasta in a champagne cream sauce. And it's not even anybody's birthday. The Zman is Just. That. Lucky.

Promo: the cinemafreaks.

Kulture Kast 14 -- Ffourteen ffor Fforde

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Thu, 9 Aug 2007 04:43:00 GMT

We're talking about Jasper Fforde, the author of the Thursday Next series of novels, as well as the Nursery Crime books. If you like Terry Pratchett and/or Douglas Adams, you will probably quite enjoy Jasper Fforde's work. We chat a bit about Spec Ops, Swindon, the Goliath Corporation ("For all you'll ever need."â)

Also, go see Stardust on friday!

What's for dinner? Puttanesca with hot sausage and parmigiano-reggiano.

Promo: This Day in Alternate History

a little something from Rich Sigfrit

Thu, 9 Aug 2007 04:13:00 GMT

Don't you want to know?

Kulture Kast 13 -- Psych!

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Thu, 2 Aug 2007 06:10:00 GMT

As the podcast enters those awkward teenage episodes, we're geeking out about the tremendously fun and lighthearted show Psych. We'll give you some interesting info about the actors involved and tell you about some of our favorite moments. Also, there are several kultural and geeky things going on in Raleigh the weekend of 3-5 august -- Trinoc*coN, First Friday, Jasper Fforde's reading/signing at Quail Ridge Books on saturday at 7, and Weird Al Yankovic's show at the Progress Energy Center on sunday.

What's for dinner? Beer basted brats with homemade hot German potato salad. Mmm, bacon.

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Kulture Kast 12 -- Books, Glorious Books

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 05:04:00 GMT

We're talking about Pottermania, the birthdays of Mur Lafferty and Matt Wallace, the love of pie, Emma Bull's Territory, Jasper Fforde's new Thursday Next novel First Among Sequels as well as his upcoming reading at Quail Ridge Books on 4 august, and the continuing countdown to DragonCon. Oh, and Susan Z is making roast chicken with pink-eyed peas for dinner. Yum.

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Kulture Kast 11 -- It Goes Up To Eleven

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 05:27:00 GMT

We're talking about Eureka, Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Aqua Net vs. Rave vs. Spritz Forte, cat vaccinations, 7th Son, how J.C. Hutchins has surpassed Scott Sigler by actually killing Biscuit instead of just maiming him, DragonCon, Aaron Douglas and his bid to be a return guest at DragonCon, Jasper Fforde, and the best technique for picking a whuppin' switch ...

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Kulture Kast 10 -- All Transformers, All The Time

Thu, 12 Jul 2007 05:26:00 GMT

That's right, after a longer-than-expected hiatus, we're back and we're talking Transformers. We also talk about the sooper seekrit J.J. Abrams project, Battlestar Galactica, and Eureka. Plus the usual helping of geekery and snark, but you already knew that, didn't you?

Totally airwolf bumper from Jason Adams of Random Signal.

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Kulture Kast 9 -- Grab Bag

kulture.kast @gmail.com — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 20:20:00 GMT

This one's got a little bit of everything. We're talking about the iPhone, anticipating Book 3 of Seventh Son, celebrating my unemployment, announcing our first ever contest, and lusting after Daniel Craig's Bond. Okay, that last one might be just me.

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Kulture Kast 8 -- The Ocho!

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Fri, 8 Jun 2007 19:40:00 GMT

Jericho returns, BSG officially ends with Season 4, and Scott Sigler: media whore, divine personification, and now expletive.

Scott Z drops some knowledge about kustom kar kulture and the East Coast Scene. We talk about a ton of car shows like The Jalopy Showdown in Latimore PA, The Drive-Invasion in Atlanta GA, Heavy Rebel in Winson-Salem NC, The Lone Star Round Up in Austin TX, Billetproof Detroit, The Shifters Car Show at Viva Las Vegas, Detroit AutoRama (home of The Ridler), Good Guys, and the mother of all car shows that is Paso Robles. The Zman also pimps local instrumental surf-soul band Killer Filler and the upcoming Rodtober car show in Raleigh NC in, you guessed it, October.

Episode 7-- The Name Dropping Ep

susan@kulturekast.com — Sun, 3 Jun 2007 20:24:00 GMT

Hold on to your hats, kids, this is the link-a-licious episode! We recap some of the highlights from Balticon 41, mainly the New Media track, and manage to forget to mention Tee Morris, Phil Rossi, Command Line, 365 Tomorrows, and Grailwolf. *le sigh* However, we still drop names aplenty. 7th Son, Far Point Media, Geek Fu Action Grip, The Geologic Podcast, Jack Mangan's Deadpan (deadpan is the way), Nina Kimberly The Merciless, Random Signal, Requiem of the Outcast, Stranger Things, Tag in the Seam, Variant Frequencies.

Holy smokes, that's a lot of links. But wait, there's more! We also chat with Joe Komenda about his comic Feral Chicken, his current show at Kulture (the bar), and some of his favorite web comics. Please bear with us on the sound issues for the interview (we're working on a better set-up for the interviews at the bar). Ready? Brace yourself for another link dump, kids. Achewood, Andy Runton's Owly, The Devil's Panties, Diesel Sweeties, Dinosaur Comics, Dumbrella, Girls With Slingshots, Likely Stories, Paul Friedrich, Penny Arcade, Questionable Content, Scott Kurtz, Something Positive.

Whew! No wonder we ran long. Like, twice as long as a normal show. Next week, we should be back to our regularly scheduled programming.

Episode 6 -- Ben Kay in the house!

Fri, 25 May 2007 13:00:00 GMT

Look out, here come major spoilers for the Heroes finale (fair warning, we were both a wee bit underwhelmed). Also, Buffy Season 8, general comics geekishness, phase variances, and an exclusive interview with Mr. Benjamin Kay, profanator at large.

Episode 5

Mon, 21 May 2007 05:24:00 GMT

It's like the Year of the Woman, only not. On this episode, we discuss the gems of the Fox fall line-up (The Sarah Connor Chronicles, New Amsterdam, The Return of Jezebel James) and the re-imagined Bionic Woman. We also talk about the cursed genius of Wonderfalls, women as combat soldiers and fighter pilots, and the nature of kick-ass women in regular life. And gastrointestinal distress. You have been warned.

Finally, Ben Kay is on sabbatical this week, so we give you the lyrical stylings of the World's 579th Greatest Rapper instead. It's a little ditty called "I Hate Your Blog" and it's from the new album called "Secrets from the Future". Enjoy.

Episode 4

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Fri, 11 May 2007 20:22:00 GMT

First Friday round-up means art, art, and more art. Susan Z busts Biscuit's chops about a quotation, but proceeds to be completely wrong herself -- the line is from Ghostbusters, not The Breakfast Club, and it goes "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria." i think we'll all sleep better knowing that. Also, Ben Kay brings us a most interesting version of William Wordworth's The Perfect Woman.

Episode 3

Tue, 8 May 2007 02:09:00 GMT

Movie madness -- Transformers, Batman, and Spidey 3. Plus, Ben Kay's expert eye falls on G.K. Chesterton.

Episode 2

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Sat, 5 May 2007 01:48:00 GMT

The Rookie, Seventh Son, Heroes, and Biscuit thinks he's Mr. Clever Dick. Plus Ben Kay finds a surprising passage in The Prophet.

Episode 1

kulture.kast@gmail.com — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 01:33:00 GMT

Featuring the algorithmic poetry of Mike Glover, and the illustrious Ben Kay brings us the first in a series of essays on the origins of vulgarity.

Episode Zero

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 14:26:00 GMT

Welcome to the Kulture Kast.